The World According to Kelli Jo!: Thoughts of the Day 06-06-13

So, to kick things into gear here… I thought I’d share my “Thoughts for the Day”!

#1 –Some people never grow up –even a little bit. Yesterday, a guy I went to school & church with in junior high & high school, AGAIN, tried to pick a fight with my husband like he used to do in high school. Of course, my husband is about 953 times smarter than this guy –however, it just made me think of how many people this fucknut must do this to on a daily basis? It’s been almost 15 years since he pulled this shit in high school… WTF?! Seriously –get a life!

Dis mofo right behind me is extremely lucky I don't have a samurai sword!

I won’t deny it was highly entertaining to watch his idiocy unfold on FB. The argument wasn’t even close. My husband would make a point and it would just be responded to with violent threats and name calling. My husband made him look like a child because he is so much smarter and stood up to him. But hey, that’s one of the many qualities that made me choose my husband from day one –his intelligence and his balls! Hahaha –ya know the metaphorical ones… not the literal ones. J

Me ANGRY! Me Need ATTENTION! Come to my house so me beat you up!

The whole ordeal really got me thinking though… why? I never did anything to this guy and neither did my husband. In fact, Fucknut the Bully (just decided that’s his new name) went to the same church I did growing up. He was actually HUGELY popular in the congregation. Every time I went to bible study class he was always the teacher’s pet, answering questions, and it largely felt like he was the standard on which everyone was measured. You would think that someone who was held so highly would make an effort to uphold and portray “Christian Values” that were preached so hard in church. But no, he wasn’t even nice to me there. When I think of Fucknut’s face… all I EVER remember was a scowl down his nose at me, holding his head high because he was better than me. This brings me to my next thought:

#2 –People need to get over themselves. None of us are the center of the fucking universe so quit acting like your shits don’t stink…. Cause they do! YES –THEY DO!

Ok –y’all are gonna learn really fast how much I love clipart… lol –who needs a poop clip art?? Seriously!

I’m not saying the people shouldn’t value themselves –they definitely should. But there’s a fine line between being confident and arrogant and way too many people cross that line into the douchebag zone on a daily basis.

#3 –Pepperidge Farm Milano Mint Cookies are the fucking BOMB YO! That’s right, I said it… they’re delish and I want them all in my mouft RIGHT NOW! Yeh yeh Their cool minty flavor paired with a soft wafery (new word) cookie and a hint of chocolate… NUMMY NUM NUM NUM!

Aww yeah son…. Let me get up in dat bag!

#4 –I need to really make an effort to start going to bed on time. But I’m such a night owl I never wanna… and I absolutely LOATHE mornings… However, I cannot function without sleep. I really can’t and it sucks. Oh well –can’t be perfect at everything right?? ;-)